Feb 17, 2007

Romance Mathematics

Smart man + Smart woman = Romance
Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage
Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy
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Office Arithmetic
Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit
Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production
Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime
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Shopping MathematicsA man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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General Equations
Statistics A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

3 comments:

Paula Andrea said...

Hola :) Pasé por aquí a dejarte un saludo y no encontré la cajita :( Espero que esta semana que comienza sea muy positiva para ti.

EL GATO AZUL EN TIJUANA said...

No pude evitar reir por las matematicas entre generos .... pensaria incluso en los numeros imaginarios para describir como son las relaciones mujer-hombre ... pudira ser no?

ghee said...

Hey Angel,you`re posting again in English!!Thats great!Thanx!!

this is very nice,yeah,I believe it,LOL!

and hey,are you a Puerto Rican,too?
I have a friend,a puerto Rican and he`s in NY too.He`s on my blog now.

Happy weekend!!!